uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

bouchemordue:

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

horsensharry:

fucked up 1d things 

• when we found out louis was pregnant and nobody confirmed it and there was a show the next day and every time louis spoke it was dead silent 
  
• when zayn literally left the band and they just posted a fb status like oh btw lol
• when zayn literally left the band and none of them mentioned it for like 6 months afterwards
• when they cancelled a show minutes before doors with hardly any explanation other than like ‘liam has the shits’
• when they were like we’re breaking up but not really breaking up but we’re kind of breaking up but also not really
• when zayn just didnt show up in orlando and we were like where is he??? and they were just like.. idk!
• when otra started and there was like 1 song from four on the setlist
• when they finally caved and added stockholm syndrome and none of them knew the words apart from harry (who wrote it)
• when they dropped drag me down out of nowhere and literally rolled around in their millions laughing at the stress they put us through

alieng0d:

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

water and air signs be like if you like my post i will daydream about us getting married and not tell you

blushers:

the one direction teenage dirtbag era of tumblr was this site’s prime and no one can tell me differently